Where’s the Beef?

It really does look more disgusting than I imagined, but this whole story┬áhas sort of fascinated me since I first heard of it a month or two ago. The weirdest part is that they actually feed and exercise the thing. I mean, it makes sense and all; I just never really thought of it as an organism that needs such treatment. The real question, though, is how they’re going to dress that bad boy. Lettuce? Tomato? Mayonnaise? Maybe McDonald’s will offer some of their special Big Mac sauce to throw on that sucker to make it taste a little better than it looks.